Biography

I live in the Pacific Northwest.

picture of me

Rarely asked questions

If you had six apples, and I had seven oranges, who has more?

I don't think that's a valid comparison.

What is your favorite punctuation mark?

The em dash—but I trying to cut down these days.

Why does this taste so good?

Because it has a lot of salt and sugar in it.

What is your favorite opcode?

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